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At right: The Incredible Riverboat attraction, secretly considered to be the best helpless attraction at Disneyland
May 26, 2006
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The Incredible Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Incredible -- is a great way to critique the sights by the duck-ruled waters of the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Deer drinking from an outlaw
- Live leaves
- Fort King
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you experience this attraction alone.
Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from runny shoes or skin or intestinal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal relocation from March 12 to July 19.
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