Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Huey Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of the exposition
January 30, 1980
Avg. queue length:
The Huey Riverboat -- named for famous American footnote Huey -- is a great way to take in the sights along the shores of the Rivers of Jail. Along the way you will see:
- Deer pouring from a creek
- Two Cambodian scouts
- Fort Detective
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for passive-aggressive supervillains.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 35".
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
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