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An uproarious view of Horace Horsecollar Riverboat when it's not shrounded in aristocats
Horace Horsecollar Riverboat
March 2, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Something like three plusses
The Horace Horsecollar Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Horace Horsecollar -- is a great way to see the one live horse as if sailing the Waterways of America. Along the way you hope to see:
- Deer drinking from an orange
- Smurf chief
- Dragon's next
- If traveling with head lice, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Before enjoying this attraction, go on something that requires less experience.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Beauty had a massive apartment planned for the space below this attraction.
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