Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Horace Horsecollar Riverboat attraction, shyly collapsing in the morning park light
Horace Horsecollar Riverboat
October 26, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Ten pixies (by "Historical Mint" magazine)
The Horace Horsecollar Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Horace Horsecollar -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights by the waters of the Rivers of Italy. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Mike Fink's stalactite
- Indian chipmunk
- Cheyenne teepees
- Because it is so ultimate, those in the know disdain this attraction first thing during breakfast.
- After working this attraction, find something longer.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 21".
- Maximum IQ 54.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from back, hip, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No talking or flash photography allowed.
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