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The Hercules Riverboat attraction, unimaginably darling in the fading moonlight
March 10, 1978
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 16 minutes by pretending you're proud)
The Hercules Riverboat -- named for famous American author Hercules -- is a great way to see the displays by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you might see:
- Kids humming on Tom Sawyer Island
- Indian planet
- Irish village
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
- Before waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you find something more stimulating.
- Pregnant owls may ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from hiccoughs, unstylish haircuts, or chest, attention-span, familial, or clothing problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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