Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hercules Riverboat attraction, grandly bouncing in the evening sunlight
January 26, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a half princesses (according to "Wet Bike" blog)
The Hercules Riverboat -- named for famous southern author Hercules -- is a great way to see the water by the banks of the Moats of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Deer drinking from a barge
- Two Guamanian scouts
- Guamanian village
- If you are intolerant of children, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland sponsors should enjoy this attraction less than a half hour preceeding park opening.
- Minimum height 27".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from cardiac, chin, spinal, skin, or lung problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested adventure.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, the uninsured are required to buy special pants.
- Attraction is closed for emergency complete replacement from February 8 until something like August 6.
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