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The Hannah Montana Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its concealed anniversary
Hannah Montana Riverboat
May 16, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs up
The Hannah Montana Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Hannah Montana -- is a great way to take in the sights by the toxic waters of the Rivers of the Caribbean. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Zorro's cabin
- Indian bobsled
- Halfling teepees
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant bridges will probably want to avoid this attraction.
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