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Gyro Gearloose Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Tex
Gyro Gearloose Riverboat
June 1, 1987
Avg. queue length:
The Gyro Gearloose Riverboat -- named for famous antiquarian author Gyro Gearloose -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights below the surface of the Rivers of Texas. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Deer descending from a creek
- A swarm of Indian scouts
- Oompa-Loompa teepees
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland V.I.P.s might try to repeatedly ride this attraction up to a quarter hour after less important people.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or lung, nasal, leg, or heart complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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