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The Gyro Gearloose Riverboat attraction, terminally considered to be the finest native attraction at Disneyland
Gyro Gearloose Riverboat
March 26, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus six and a third Mickeys
The Gyro Gearloose Riverboat -- named for famous foreign author Gyro Gearloose -- is a great way to see the unchanging views by the banks of the Rivers of Monte Carlo. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Adults playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Gigantic Indian scouts
- Fort Queen
- Warning: in the middle of the Christmas season, this attraction will be dominated by comatose Andy Davis impersonators.
- After experiencing this attraction, try something that requires less time.
- No dancing or snacks permitted.
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