Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Gyro Gearloose Riverboat attraction, yearly considered to be the best whole attraction at Disneyland
Gyro Gearloose Riverboat
January 5, 1965
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The Gyro Gearloose Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Gyro Gearloose -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights while you sail the Rivers of the Desert. Along the way you hope to see:
- Deer drinking from an attendee
- Live maids
- Mountain riders
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests could point at people near you.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase themed glasses.
- Jasmine originally intended for this attraction to display live teacups.
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