Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Griffith Park Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Frank
Griffith Park Riverboat
August 25, 1999
Avg. queue length:
49 minutes (or 48 minutes on foot)
The Griffith Park Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Griffith Park -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights by the toxic waters of the Animatronic Scenes of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Mike Fink's net
- Boy and weapon fishing
- Mountain trenchcoats
- If traveling with head lice, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from novelty haircuts or personal, blood, nasal, viral, attention-span, or skin disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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