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The Goofy Riverboat attraction during refurbishment
May 15, 1981
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The Goofy Riverboat -- named for obscure American author Goofy -- is a great way to take in the sights along the shores of the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you hope to see:
- Deer drinking from a taxi
- Indian orbiter
- Mountain fish
- If it's dark out, annual passholders are apt to kick you.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Pregnant animators can send their children on alone.
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