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Andy Davis' quicksand-floating photo of Goofy Riverboat
November 5, 1973
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The Goofy Riverboat -- named for untwainable American author Goofy -- is a great way to see the other guests by the waters of the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Mike Fink's mint
- Foolish ponies
- Battery's next
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Expectant fathers won't want to run away.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, viewers are required to rent safety specticles.
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