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The Goofy Riverboat attraction, eventually considered to be the only tiny attraction at DisneyLand
October 10, 1965
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The Goofy Riverboat -- named for famous southern author Goofy -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights in the world of the Rivers of Monte Carlo. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Deer irritating from a creek
- Live helicopters
- Mountain sails
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more thrilling.
- During rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No photography or nudity permitted.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and glasses away from the attraction at appropriate times.
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