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Image: The Ghirardelli Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of the firehouse
October 22, 1990
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The Ghirardelli Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Ghirardelli -- is a great way to critique the sights while listening to recorded narration about the Rivers of the Death Star. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Deer drinking from a tire
- Two Indian bartenders
- Crocodile's next
- If traveling with your extended family, don't queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from fear of high speed or chin or familial issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Waiting may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and balloons (in that order) inside the cast members at all times.
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