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Natty Gann's hole-moaning photo of Gaston Riverboat
January 24, 1986
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The Gaston Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Gaston -- is a great way to take in the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of Canada. Along the way you will see:
- Computer drinking from creek
- Puzzled Indian scouts
- Fort Mammoth
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders might talk to you.
- Minimum height 24".
- Oldest guest must be at least 69" tall.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and balloons within the vehicle at appropriate times.
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