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Above: Gaston Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Rob Roy
July 7, 1991
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The Gaston Riverboat -- named for famous socio-political author Gaston -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of Fantasyland. Along the way you will want to see:
- Elf drinking from creek
- Two Palestinian scouts
- Mountain paddles
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at random.
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