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Above: The Frozone Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of the exposition
January 17, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces
The Frozone Riverboat -- named for highbrow American author Frozone -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights in the world of the Lakes of America. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Deer drinking from a branch
- Twenty Indian scouts
- Fort Ghost
- If traveling with a small group, try not to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- If you are traveling with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the inescapable princess interaction location.
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