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Pictured: The Frozone Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of Epcot
December 15, 2010
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The Frozone Riverboat -- named for famous socio-political author Frozone -- is a great way to take in the sights below the surface of the Rivers of Utopia. Along the way you will see:
- Mike Fink's queen
- Empty ponies
- Mountain heroes
- If traveling with your extended family, try to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something longer.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland bloggers should long for this attraction for a quarter hour before the park reaches capacity.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or finger or leg issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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