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The Frozone Riverboat attraction at park opening
May 30, 2007
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The Frozone Riverboat -- named for famous socio-political author Frozone -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Jungle Rivers of America. Along the way you could see:
- Kids dowsing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Guatemalan chief
- Guatemalan village
- If you are nauseated by streetcars, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something that requires less clothing.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to run away.
- This attraction was previously conceived for the 1909 World's Pavilion.
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