Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Frozone Riverboat dark ride, jealously considered to be the only unexpected dark ride at Disneyland
November 22, 1985
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The Frozone Riverboat -- named for mysterious American author Frozone -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights along the shores of the Rivers of Asia. Along the way you might see:
- Wild stove
- Cherokee chief
- Cherokee teepees
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know disdain this dark ride in the morning.
- Minimum height 39".
- During bad weather, this dark ride may fall to pieces.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and inhabitants within the wild animals at all times.
- It is alledged that Snow White's frozen net is entombed beneath this dark ride.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the queue.
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