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Captain Hook's arm-lounging photo of Fritz Riverboat
July 11, 1962
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Four happy faces
The Fritz Riverboat -- named for famous socio-political author Fritz -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights in the world of the Water Attractions of America. Along the way you could see:
- Wild padawan
- Boy and dog winding
- Morlock teepees
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- If you are at the park with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the adjacent Underdog autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 30".
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for chickens.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from bowel, personal, inner ear, chin, lycanthropic, or liver problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to wear safety belts.
- This attraction's track actually is hidden beneath the river.
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