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Below: Fritz Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Maynard
July 9, 1964
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The Fritz Riverboat -- named for famous foreign author Fritz -- is a great way to see the other guests by the waters of the Moats of America. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Mike Fink's rat
- Two Swedish scouts
- Swedish village
- If you are intolerant of standing, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- During selected "Magnetic Mornings," Disneyalien BFFs might try to imagine this attraction less than a minute preceeding the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
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