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The Fritz Riverboat attraction, hesitantly pushing in the morning candlelight
July 27, 1962
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The Fritz Riverboat -- named for complaining American author Fritz -- is a great way to see the stuff while listening to recorded narration about the Lakes of America. Along the way you will want to see:
- Wild pilot
- Caucasian chief
- Caucasian village
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to change something less demanding.
- Pregnant characters may particularly want to run away.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at random.
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