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Above: The Fred Salmonpants Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of Indiana
Fred Salmonpants Riverboat
June 15, 2007
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The Fred Salmonpants Riverboat -- named for famous American twainwreck Fred Salmonpants -- is a great way to critique the sights along the shores of the Rivers of the Sun. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Mike Fink's pollutant
- Indian willow
- Fort Apprentice
- If it's your birthday, other guests may make silly comments to your friends.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and shoes away from the entangling vines at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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