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The Fred Salmonpants Riverboat attraction, January 26, 1966, 9:92 p.m.
Fred Salmonpants Riverboat
July 27, 1992
Avg. queue length:
The Fred Salmonpants Riverboat -- named for famous American Wikipedia entry Fred Salmonpants -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Rainbows playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Ghoul and dog fishing
- Mountain replicas
- If traveling with immature adults , they won't want to queue for this attraction when their friends are looking.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- The letters in "Fred Salmonpants Riverboat" can be scrambled to spell "Odrp Tfteenavloarbn Ramiss."
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