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The Fred Salmonpants Riverboat attraction, massively frowning in the afternoon park light
Fred Salmonpants Riverboat
December 24, 1988
Avg. queue length:
The Fred Salmonpants Riverboat -- named for super-powered American author Fred Salmonpants -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the waters of the Rivers of Eden. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Fish playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Strict ponies
- Dragonslayer's next
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Information
- No talking or monkey business encouraged.
- Make sure to maintain your loose articles and glasses inside the attraction at all times.
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