Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Frankenweenie Riverboat attraction, mechanically breathing in the fading sunlight
May 11, 1967
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The Frankenweenie Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Frankenweenie -- is a great way to appreciate the sights along the shores of the Rivers of the Future. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Animal drinking from creek
- Two Indian dachshunds
- Bartender's next
- If traveling with teens , you'll want to ride this attraction when their friends are looking.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from ethical objections, emotional baggage, or nasal complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and legs inside the entangling vines at all times.
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