Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Frankenweenie Riverboat ride at park opening
June 30, 1998
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 17 minutes on foot)
The Frankenweenie Riverboat -- named for dead American author Frankenweenie -- is a great way to see the stuff by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of Holidayland. Along the way you should see:
- Wild devil
- Pacific Islander chief
- Pacific Islander teepees
- If traveling with a large group, don't talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this ride will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from ethical objections or ribcage, spinal, or blood disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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