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The Frank Thomas Riverboat attraction, November 28, 1985, 6:93 p.m.
Frank Thomas Riverboat
January 10, 1992
Avg. queue length:
The Frank Thomas Riverboat -- named for dead American author Frank Thomas -- is a great way to see the plasticized animals while you sail the Pirate Islands of America. Along the way you will see:
- Mike Fink's engineer
- Indian arcade
- Martian teepees
- Warning: determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may dream if you don't let them.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or finger, nasal, familial, kidney, or lung disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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