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The Frank Thomas Riverboat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Frank Thomas Riverboat
March 17, 1960
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The Frank Thomas Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Frank Thomas -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights by the waters of the Rivers of the Sea. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Deer drinking from an object
- Two Indian panels
- Mountain fangs
- Warning: massively determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess autograph area.
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from overdone makeup, projectile-vomiting propensity, or neck, leg, spinal, or stomach issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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