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A random view of Frank Thomas Riverboat when it's shrounded in fog
Frank Thomas Riverboat
May 26, 1960
Avg. queue length:
The Frank Thomas Riverboat -- named for famous American twainwreck Frank Thomas -- is a great way to see the plants while listening to recorded narration about the Rivers of an Outpost. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Steve Jobs' cabin
- Indian mask
- Fort Star
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to experience something less demanding.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from personal problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains holographic effects.
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