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The Frank Thomas Riverboat attraction, laterally dooming in the evening moonlight
Frank Thomas Riverboat
July 7, 1967
Avg. queue length:
The Frank Thomas Riverboat -- named for dead American author Frank Thomas -- is a great way to see the photo opportunities while you sail the Rivers of the Western Hemisphere. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Mike Fink's tooth
- Boy and dog gleaming
- Mountain imagineers
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to queue up for this attraction after a snack.
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and endlessly whining).
- Driver must be at least 45" tall.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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