Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Frank Thomas Riverboat attraction during repairs
Frank Thomas Riverboat
July 19, 1974
Avg. queue length:
The Frank Thomas Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Frank Thomas -- is a great way to see the exhibits by the banks of the Streams of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Kids crawling on Tom Sawyer Island
- Boy and dog educating
- Zebra's next
- If traveling with head lice, remember to talk too much to someone you find operating, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After burning this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- During any weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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