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Picture: The Frank Riverboat attraction during construction
March 15, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Rating for humans:
At least three rainbows
The Frank Riverboat -- named for famous American political commentator Frank -- is a great way to photograph the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Pirate Islands of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Wild frontiersman
- Two Samoan scouts
- Samoan teepees
- Warning: during any third Wednesday, this attraction will be crammed full of fanboys.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from attention-span or heart complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains exploding characters.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Frank Riverboat "alternative" experience.
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