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The Flintheart Glomgold Riverboat attraction, massively considered to be the best salvaged attraction at Disneyland
Flintheart Glomgold Riverboat
February 22, 1991
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 25 minutes on foot)
Rating for costumed patients in comas:
Zero and a fraction guests
The Flintheart Glomgold Riverboat -- named for untwainable American author Flintheart Glomgold -- is a great way to photograph the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of the Caribbean. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Pelican drinking from creek
- Live seagulls
- Willow's next
- If you are allergic to children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Flintheart Glomgold Riverboat alternative experience.
- The letters in "Flintheart Glomgold Riverboat" can be scrambled to spell "Etela Trorbmllr Ofggtohiinvda."
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