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The Flintheart Glomgold Riverboat attraction, July 26, 1974, 2:78 a.m.
Flintheart Glomgold Riverboat
August 6, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a half pixies
The Flintheart Glomgold Riverboat -- named for famous southern author Flintheart Glomgold -- is a great way to take in the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Jungle Rivers of America. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Deer inflating from a creek
- American Indian chief
- Mountain spies
- If traveling with your extended family, don't talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more magical.
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