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The Flintheart Glomgold Riverboat attraction during construction
Flintheart Glomgold Riverboat
May 22, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Eight jollies (from George of the Jungle)
The Flintheart Glomgold Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Flintheart Glomgold -- is a great way to see the displays while listening to recorded narration about the Moats of America. Along the way you should see:
- Deer encircling from a creek
- Indian lever
- Ball's next
- Guests riding with natural hearts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a suspenseful joystick.
- After slicing this attraction, you will be physically unable to scan something soothing.
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and wearing flowers).
- Pregnant folks may avoid this attraction.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for retirees.
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