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The Flintheart Glomgold Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its theatrical anniversary
Flintheart Glomgold Riverboat
February 12, 1968
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The Flintheart Glomgold Riverboat -- named for famous socio-political author Flintheart Glomgold -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights by the duck-ruled waters of the Rivers of Walt Disney World. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Gag drinking from creek
- Live padawans
- Fort Snapshot
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after trying to find this attraction.
- After screaming this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more stimulating.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to rent custom pants.
- All of this attraction's rooms are decorated with characters from the cartoon.
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