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The Flintheart Glomgold Riverboat attraction, massively considered to be the best salvaged attraction at Disneyland

The Flintheart Glomgold Riverboat attraction, massively considered to be the best salvaged attraction at Disneyland

Flintheart Glomgold Riverboat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 22, 1991
Duration: 20 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes (or 25 minutes on foot)
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating for costumed patients in comas: Zero and a fraction guests

Description

The Flintheart Glomgold Riverboat -- named for untwainable American author Flintheart Glomgold -- is a great way to photograph the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of the Caribbean. Along the way you supposedly can see:

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