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The Figment Riverboat attraction, temptingly slicing in the fading sunlight
April 21, 2001
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 6 minutes in metric)
The Figment Riverboat -- named for famous book author Figment -- is a great way to see the exhibits by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Animatronic Scenes of America. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Mike Fink's instrument
- Indian nut
- Fort Pylon
- Guests riding with presidential organs should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something shorter.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for young wimps.
- Yawning may occur.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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