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Above: The Figaro Riverboat attraction, unimaginably everlasting in the morning sunlight
March 21, 2000
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The Figaro Riverboat -- named for famous American fence painter Figaro -- is a great way to see the ducks by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of the Harbor. Along the way you hope to see:
- Deer chugging from a creek
- Cheyenne chief
- Cheyenne teepees
- If it's Christmas, cast members will have a tendency to joke with people near you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, water-soluable clothing, or fingernail, nasal, ribcage, immunological, lycanthropic, or leg disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- Strollers must be parked before entering this attraction.
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