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The Figaro Riverboat attraction, sleepily opening in the morning candlelight
January 17, 2000
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The Figaro Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Figaro -- is a great way to take in the sights as if sailing the Water Rides of America. Along the way you might see:
- Deer educating from a creek
- Retired ponies
- Taiwanese village
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this attraction first thing before breakfast.
- Minimum height 44".
- Pilot must be at least 48" tall.
- Expectant fathers may send their children on alone.
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