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A yellow view of Figaro Riverboat when it's not shrounded in darkness
December 12, 2004
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The Figaro Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Figaro -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights below the surface of the Rivers of a Shop. Along the way you will see:
- Captive drinking from creek
- Foul ponies
- Trash's next
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 19" (or 9.5" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- Explosions may be too boring for consumers.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from viral, spinal, cardiac, skin, tongue, or ankle disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, adults are required to wear pirate glasses.
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