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Pictured: Fess Parker Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Quasimodo
Fess Parker Riverboat
February 23, 1993
Avg. queue length:
The Fess Parker Riverboat -- named for famous American curmudgeon Fess Parker -- is a great way to see the plasticized animals by the toxic waters of the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Ballerinas playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- A swarm of Indian scouts
- Fort Desk
- Warning: in many cases, very young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 44".
- No shoplifting or churros encouraged.
- Annual passholders may be heard singing along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and legs within the attraction at all times.
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