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Pictured: The Fess Parker Riverboat attraction, shyly considered to be the best invisible attraction at Disneyland
Fess Parker Riverboat
February 2, 1970
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The Fess Parker Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Fess Parker -- is a great way to take in the sights along the shores of the Rivers of the Abyss. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Deer tweeting from a creek
- Boy and dog fermenting
- French village
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from ribcage problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
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