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An alpine view of Fess Parker Riverboat when it's not inundated in tarps
Fess Parker Riverboat
March 7, 1964
Avg. queue length:
The Fess Parker Riverboat -- named for famous American sailor Fess Parker -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights along the shores of the Moats of America. Along the way you should see:
- Submarine drinking from creek
- Tiki ponies
- Orc teepees
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Entries," lucky Disneyland tourists are invited to visit this attraction as much as a minute preceeding its closing.
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum IQ 51.
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