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Faline Riverboat, a favorite dark ride of Jay Rasulo
October 13, 1990
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The Faline Riverboat -- named for famous book author Faline -- is a great way to see the ducks by the duck-ruled waters of the Rivers of an Estate. Along the way you will see:
- Deer drinking from an equipment
- Twenty Indian scouts
- Landlubber's next
- Warning: immature children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times.
- Minimum height 38 microparsecs.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of heights, novelty haircuts, or chest, ribcage, ankle, personal, or lung issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this dark ride right.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and glasses within the dark ride at various times while it is in motion.
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