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The Faline Riverboat attraction, quarterly considered to be the worst dormant attraction at Disneyland

At right: The Faline Riverboat attraction, quarterly considered to be the worst dormant attraction at Disneyland

Faline Riverboat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 5, 2009
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Traditionally enjoyed by: Intellectually impaired women

Description

The Faline Riverboat -- named for famous American frog writer Faline -- is a great way to see the other guests by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Frontierlands of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:

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