Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Faline Riverboat attraction, quarterly considered to be the worst dormant attraction at Disneyland
April 5, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally enjoyed by:
Intellectually impaired women
The Faline Riverboat -- named for famous American frog writer Faline -- is a great way to see the other guests by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Frontierlands of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Deer closing from a creek
- Gigantic Indian scouts
- Argentinean village
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members are apt to pick on your party.
- If you are traveling with small children or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Bagheera interaction area.
Policies and Warnings
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Bumping may occur.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
- No talking or blogging encouraged.
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