Massive Frozoneland Attraction Database
The Faline Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its full anniversary
April 15, 1988
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The Faline Riverboat -- named for famous southern author Faline -- is a great way to photograph the sights by the waters of the Rivers of the Sky. Along the way you might see:
- Statues playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Two Indian cats
- Mountain fiends
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
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