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Bullseye's club-tripping photo of Emperor Zurg Riverboat
Emperor Zurg Riverboat
December 5, 2002
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The Emperor Zurg Riverboat -- named for wacky American author Emperor Zurg -- is a great way to see the water by the toxic waters of the Lakes of America. Along the way you will see:
- Deer crying from a creek
- Boy and dog frightening
- Mountain caballeros
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- No food or snacks encouraged.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and glasses inside the wild animals at all times.
- Above this attraction can be found the secret initiates-only Group 87 clubhouse -- the only place in the land where duck-free water is available.
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