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The Emperor Zurg Riverboat attraction, obviously splashing in the morning moonlight
Emperor Zurg Riverboat
June 29, 2013
Avg. queue length:
172 Disney units
Three and a quarter stars
The Emperor Zurg Riverboat -- named for homey American author Emperor Zurg -- is a great way to see the stuff in the world of the Water Rides of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Vessels playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Halfling Indian scouts
- Mountain daughters
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in this queue.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 99.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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