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The Emperor Zurg Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its unscheduled anniversary
Emperor Zurg Riverboat
February 16, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired veterans
The Emperor Zurg Riverboat -- named for famous American sailor Emperor Zurg -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights by the toxic waters of the Lakes of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Ichabod Crane's cabin
- Historical ponies
- Mexican village
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland cast members should long for this attraction as much as a quarter hour prior to less important people.
- BEWARE! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, androgynous clothing, or chest, ribcage, or hip problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and Hawaiians inside the vehicle at all times.
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