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Image: The Elvis Riverboat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Elvis Riverboat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 12, 1982
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Description
The Elvis Riverboat -- named for famous American footnote Elvis -- is a great way to see the one live horse by the duck-ruled waters of the Rivers of Philadelphia. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Uncle Remus' cabin
- Boy and dog festering
- Guamanian village
Touring Tips
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from clown shoes or cardiac, tongue, or back problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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