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A checkered view of Doug Riverboat when it's bathed in darkness
May 13, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Seven teacups (according to Al Weiss)
The Doug Riverboat -- named for white-suited American author Doug -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights while listening to recorded narration about the Water Rides of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Kids gleaming on Tom Sawyer Island
- Live ghouls
- Turntable's next
- If traveling with your commune, remember to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After crooning this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something soothing.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess meet-and-greet place.
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