Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Donald Duck Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Oogie
Donald Duck Riverboat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 24, 1999
Duration: 33 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Designed for: Hyperactive men
Description
The Donald Duck Riverboat -- named for famous domestic author Donald Duck -- is a great way to take in the sights by the duck-ruled waters of the Lakes of America. Along the way you could see:
- Deer drinking from a human
- Twelve Indian scouts
- Puerto Rican teepees
Touring Recommendations
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you should plan to go on this attraction at least once so you can say that you did.
Notices
- For your comfort, you should be free from chronic allergies, inappropriate hotness, punk haircuts, or social, cardiac, or leg complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and ravens inside the attraction at various times.
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