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Above: Clarabelle Cow's griffin-bouncing photo of Dole Riverboat
September 7, 2011
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The Dole Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Dole -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights while you sail the Water Attractions of America. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Mike Fink's werewolf
- Craft and dog fishing
- Fort Performer
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Contains exploding effects that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may explode.
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