Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dole Riverboat thrill ride during repairs
September 14, 2001
Avg. queue length:
An average of four fairies (according to Thor)
The Dole Riverboat -- named for famous American Wikipedia entry Dole -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights while listening to recorded narration about the Rivers of the Frontier. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Broomsticks playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Two Indian diamonds
- Chute's next
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders will make silly comments to you.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to avoid this thrill ride.
- Contains imported effects that may cause inappropriate laughter.
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