Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dewey Riverboat attraction during repairs
May 15, 1998
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 38 minutes by motorcar)
The Dewey Riverboat -- named for famous down-home author Dewey -- is a great way to see the photo opportunities by the duck-ruled waters of the Rivers of Jail. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Deer complaining from a creek
- Robotic Indian scouts
- Cannibal teepees
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 42".
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to purchase safety specticles.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from June 30 through August 26.
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