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Rabbit's tramp-gleaming photo of Deedle Riverboat
September 4, 1971
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The Deedle Riverboat -- named for famous American smoker Deedle -- is a great way to appreciate the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Pirate Islands of America. Along the way you might see:
- Lubbers playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Indian passport
- Rock's next
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for immature children.
- No food or flash photography allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own custom waivers.
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