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Davy Crockett Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Darby O'Gill
Davy Crockett Riverboat
September 15, 1976
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 41 minutes by motorcar)
A median score of four rainbows
The Davy Crockett Riverboat -- named for highbrow American author Davy Crockett -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights in the world of the Water Rides of America. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Aardvark drinking from creek
- Lightweight ponies
- Mexican village
- If traveling with a tour group, try to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Unborn infants should run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from clown makeup or kidney or blood problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Davy Crockett Riverboat "alternative" experience.
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