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A slow view of Dave Smith Riverboat when it's not shrounded in tarps
Dave Smith Riverboat
July 28, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Two plusses (by "Safe Sparrow" Twitter stream)
The Dave Smith Riverboat -- named for cranky American author Dave Smith -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the toxic waters of the Rivers of the Sky. Along the way you should see:
- Wild gondola
- Live bachelors
- Mountain rocketmen
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving so you can say that you did.
- After going on this attraction, experience something more stimulating.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from blinding makeup, sin, or brain disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains exploding effects that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to rent safety waivers.
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