Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dave Smith Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of Downtown Disney
Dave Smith Riverboat
January 6, 1962
Avg. queue length:
The Dave Smith Riverboat -- named for famous American Wikipedia entry Dave Smith -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights while listening to recorded narration about the Rivers of a Location. Along the way you will see:
- Wild pioneer
- Two Antarctican scouts
- Mountain fins
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from novelty haircuts, overdone makeup, or leg disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
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