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Dave Smith Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Dapper Dan
Dave Smith Riverboat
March 31, 1982
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The Dave Smith Riverboat -- named for famous socio-political author Dave Smith -- is a great way to see the scenes by the toxic waters of the Rivers of Holidayland. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Pterodactyl drinking from creek
- Two Indian soldiers
- Japanese teepees
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives after telling them that this attraction exists.
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