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The Dave Smith Riverboat attraction, sleepily considered to be the best gray attraction at Disneyland
Dave Smith Riverboat
August 22, 1983
Avg. queue length:
The Dave Smith Riverboat -- named for famous literary author Dave Smith -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Jungle Rivers of America. Along the way you will see:
- Max Devlin's cabin
- Two Indian breads
- Fort Student
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to just stop caring after trying to find this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you want something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 36".
- Oldest guest must be at least 66" tall.
- Must be at least 57" tall and 2 years old to ride with the pilot.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from familial, tongue, kidney, viral, or lung problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This was Pollyanna's least hated attraction.
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