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The Dave Smith Riverboat attraction during repairs
Dave Smith Riverboat
September 2, 1986
Avg. queue length:
The Dave Smith Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Dave Smith -- is a great way to see the photo opportunities while listening to recorded narration about the Rivers of Vaudeville. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Mike Fink's orange
- Indian cougar
- Diamond's next
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while taking them on this attraction.
- After passing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with a different ambiance.
- Minimum height 19".
- Must be at least 33" tall and 28 years old to ride the horse.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate chattiness or social, skin, or back problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, participants are required to have princess specticles.
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