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Pictured: The Darth Vader Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its tall anniversary
Darth Vader Riverboat
June 8, 1995
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The Darth Vader Riverboat -- named for famous big-city author Darth Vader -- is a great way to appreciate the sights by the toxic waters of the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you will want to see:
- Wild barge
- Two Indian nets
- Pedal's next
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something shorter.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 72.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, dietary conflicts, unexplained growths, felony convictions, or back, personal, or fingernail problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to bring their own safety glasses.
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