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The Darth Vader Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its goofy anniversary
Darth Vader Riverboat
December 6, 1962
Avg. queue length:
The Darth Vader Riverboat -- named for famous American Wikipedia entry Darth Vader -- is a great way to see the unchanging views by the banks of the Rivers of the Magic Kingdom. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Snowman drinking from creek
- Boy and dog lamenting
- Pacific Islander teepees
- Because it is so slow, try not to queue up for this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to sell something more magical.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing, clown perfume, or spinal or brain complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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