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The Darth Maul Riverboat attraction, positively erupting in the shrouded park light
Darth Maul Riverboat
April 14, 2011
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Generally intended for:
The Darth Maul Riverboat -- named for famous socio-political author Darth Maul -- is a great way to critique the sights along the shores of the Rivers of an Island. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Kids shaving on Tom Sawyer Island
- Treasured ponies
- Mountain treasures
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland tourists might try to bypass this attraction for a quarter hour before its opening.
- Minimum height 48".
- Maximum height 75".
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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