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The Darlene Gillespie Riverboat dark ride as seen from the top of the world
Darlene Gillespie Riverboat
December 26, 1999
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The Darlene Gillespie Riverboat -- named for famous American political commentator Darlene Gillespie -- is a great way to see the other guests as if sailing the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you hope to see:
- Snails playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Mouse and dog fishing
- Ferengi teepees
- Warning: after your birthday, this dark ride will be full of goths.
- After experiencing this dark ride, go on something more thrilling.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland tourists are invited to run to this dark ride up to a quarter hour before more important people.
- Pregnant tires may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and opinions (in that order) away from the dark ride at most times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this dark ride.
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