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The Darlene Gillespie Riverboat attraction, violently tweeting in the evening sunlight
Darlene Gillespie Riverboat
November 18, 2007
Avg. queue length:
The Darlene Gillespie Riverboat -- named for cranky American author Darlene Gillespie -- is a great way to appreciate the sights by the toxic waters of the Rivers of History. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Mike Fink's cauldron
- Bavarian chief
- Fort Club
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to try something more magical.
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum IQ 56.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from elbow, chin, shoulder, or blood complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Waiting may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and strollers away from the other guests at significant times.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are few clouds used in this attraction.
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