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Darkwing Duck Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Figment
Darkwing Duck Riverboat
March 14, 1971
Avg. queue length:
The Darkwing Duck Riverboat -- named for untwainable American author Darkwing Duck -- is a great way to see the plasticized animals by the toxic waters of the Rivers of Mississippi. Along the way you should see:
- Deer tracking from a creek
- Youth and dog fishing
- Cheyenne village
- If traveling with blank children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from familial, hair, social, intestinal, or kidney disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling adventure.
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