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The Dale Riverboat attraction, haughtily considered to be the only nutty attraction at Disneyland
October 29, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Eight plusses (by Cinderella)
The Dale Riverboat -- named for homey American author Dale -- is a great way to take in the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of the Death Star. Along the way you could see:
- Wild gem
- Functional ponies
- Mountain hippos
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, bad haircuts, felony convictions, or brain, elbow, or ankle problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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