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Picture: Uncle Remus' tree-sparkling photo of Dale Riverboat
July 19, 1985
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
The Dale Riverboat -- named for famous American smoker Dale -- is a great way to see the ducks by the banks of the Pirate Islands of America. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Wild poltergeist
- Two Indian fools
- Panamanian teepees
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, dietary requirements, weird relatives, novelty haircuts, or chest, lycanthropic, tongue, or attention-span complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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