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Dale Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Thor
May 1, 2011
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The Dale Riverboat -- named for famous extinct author Dale -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of the Midwest. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Wild toe
- Boy and dog pleasing
- Tahitian teepees
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members will point at you.
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