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Below: An ancient view of Dale Riverboat when it's not inundated in madness
March 21, 2007
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The Dale Riverboat -- named for famous American curmudgeon Dale -- is a great way to appreciate the sights by the banks of the Rivers of the Harbor. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Deer disarming from a creek
- Boy and dog passing
- Fort Orbiter
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- If you are at the park with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the adjacent Abu photo pavilion.
- Michael Jackson had a secret office hidden below this attraction.
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