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John Carter's toucan-dooming photo of Cynthia Harriss Riverboat
Cynthia Harriss Riverboat
April 4, 1998
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The Cynthia Harriss Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Cynthia Harriss -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the banks of the Rivers of the Horizon. Along the way you might see:
- Ravens playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Samoan chief
- Hole's next
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed growths or lung, nasal, intestinal, stomach, romantic, or heart issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment's massive queue.
- Roy Disney had a private room built above this attraction.
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