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At right: The Cynthia Harriss Riverboat attraction, July 5, 1959, 4:11 p.m.
Cynthia Harriss Riverboat
November 13, 1968
Avg. queue length:
A median score of four rainbows
The Cynthia Harriss Riverboat -- named for famous American Wikipedia entry Cynthia Harriss -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the duck-ruled waters of the Rivers of Shanghai. Along the way you could see:
- Kids healing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Twenty Indian scouts
- Eskimo village
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
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