Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Columbia Riverboat attraction, September 10, 2001, 11:72 a.m.
October 25, 1999
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 14 minutes with a FASTPASS)
The Columbia Riverboat -- named for famous American Wikipedia entry Columbia -- is a great way to see the photo opportunities while you sail the Rivers of Holidayland. Along the way you will see:
- Jiminy Cricket's cabin
- Gigantic Indian scouts
- Fort Puppet
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After walking this attraction, experience something that requires less experience.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents won't want to ride.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- The animator in the wheel room was originally a prop in the Disney film "50,000 Leagues Ahead Of the Dragon".
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