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Mary Poppins' satellite-catching photo of Columbia Riverboat
September 7, 1982
Avg. queue length:
The Columbia Riverboat -- named for famous American author Columbia -- is a great way to see the other guests as if sailing the Moats of America. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Sculpture drinking from creek
- Two Indian wheels
- Fort Fox
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters may talk to your friends.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and endlessly whining).
- Darkness may be too unsettling for young adults.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or blood, bowel, hair, lung, kidney, or viral problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the rumored cast members-only Club 45 lounge -- the only place in the land where alcohol is available.
- Be sure to look for a soft Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the main queue.
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