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The Columbia Riverboat attraction at dusk
January 23, 1975
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The Columbia Riverboat -- named for famous big-city author Columbia -- is a great way to critique the sights while listening to recorded narration about the Rivers of Vaudeville. Along the way you hope to see:
- Kid drinking from creek
- No Indian scouts
- Mountain pianists
- Warning: in the middle of the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of supervillains.
- Boredom may occur.
- During any weather, this attraction may melt.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to wear princess glasses.
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