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Columbia Riverboat, a favorite attraction of George of the Jungle
December 9, 1964
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The Columbia Riverboat -- named for famous American twainwreck Columbia -- is a great way to see the water while listening to recorded narration about the Rivers of Missouri. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Deer drinking from a hatter
- Two Polish scouts
- Polish village
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and shoes within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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