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The Columbia Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of a grotto
February 9, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Two thumbs down
The Columbia Riverboat -- named for famous American twainwreck Columbia -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights while listening to recorded narration about the Rivers of the Rainforest Café. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Deer tumbling from a creek
- Green ponies
- Mountain fluids
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by faithful cheerleaders.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something that doesn't involve clams.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Special effects may be too intense for children.
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