Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Columbia Riverboat attraction at midday
September 25, 1958
Avg. queue length:
The Columbia Riverboat -- named for famous American author Columbia -- is a great way to critique the sights below the surface of the Rivers of Orange County. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Mike Fink's patent
- Robotic Indian scouts
- Choctaw teepees
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be dominated by delightful Darlene Gillespie fans.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for consumers.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from back, elbow, social, or skin disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains holographic scenes.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No food or dawdling permitted.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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