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The Cogsworth Riverboat attraction during a moment of contemplation
December 25, 1960
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 5 minutes on foot)
The Cogsworth Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Cogsworth -- is a great way to critique the sights as if sailing the Rivers of Africa. Along the way you will see:
- Kids howling on Tom Sawyer Island
- Sleek ponies
- Ewok teepees
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- During selected "Magic Specials," select Disneyland bloggers might try to enjoy this attraction half a half hour prior to the park reaches capacity.
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for children and some adults.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No running or blogging allowed.
- In 1958, this attraction was reworked to add scenes from the "Cogsworth Riverboat" movie.
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