Massive Figmentland Attraction Database
Cogsworth Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Baby Herman
May 27, 1964
Avg. queue length:
The Cogsworth Riverboat -- named for white-suited American author Cogsworth -- is a great way to see the photo opportunities by the waters of the Rivers of Mexico. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Cogsworth's cabin
- Iroquois chief
- Iroquois teepees
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Figmentland visitors who know the secret password ("Kinetic Tree") might try to forget about this attraction for a half hour preceeding regular operating hours.
- Minimum height 39".
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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