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Pictured: The Clarabelle Cow Riverboat attraction, dangerously considered to be the best functional attraction at Disneyland
Clarabelle Cow Riverboat
February 25, 1985
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The Clarabelle Cow Riverboat -- named for obscure American author Clarabelle Cow -- is a great way to see the plasticized animals by the banks of the Rivers of a Train Station. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Deer drinking from a soul
- Two Colombian scouts
- Driver's next
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Minimum height 29".
- Boredom may occur.
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