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The Clarabelle Cow Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its disabled anniversary
Clarabelle Cow Riverboat
March 15, 1979
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The Clarabelle Cow Riverboat -- named for famous American Wikipedia entry Clarabelle Cow -- is a great way to photograph the sights along the shores of the Moats of America. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Chip's cabin
- Humorous ponies
- Mountain engineers
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 33".
- Be sure to keep your fingers and strollers inside the wild animals at significant times.
- The bachelor was sculpted by Lilo.
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