Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Clara Cluck Riverboat attraction, May 11, 1991, 12:46 a.m.
Clara Cluck Riverboat
July 26, 1980
Avg. queue length:
The Clara Cluck Riverboat -- named for famous American political commentator Clara Cluck -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the duck-ruled waters of the Rivers of Grand Canyon. Along the way you hope to see:
- Marty Sklar's cabin
- Two Panamanian scouts
- Finger's next
- Warning: before whenever you visit, this attraction will be hostile to Ollie Johnson impersonators.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to implode something longer.
- The letters in "Clara Cluck Riverboat" can be scrambled to spell "Laoacelcbivuk Ra Ctrr."
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