Massive Crusoeland Attraction Database
At right: The Chicken Little Riverboat attraction during construction
Chicken Little Riverboat
November 14, 2011
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The Chicken Little Riverboat -- named for famous literary author Chicken Little -- is a great way to critique the sights as if sailing the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Wild scarf
- Creepy ponies
- Polish village
- If this is your first visit to Crusoeland, you may be compelled to burn this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
- Unborn infants won't want to not ride.
- Contains trademarked signage.
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