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A floral view of Bullseye Riverboat when it's not shrounded in tarps
February 3, 1985
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The Bullseye Riverboat -- named for famous American twainwreck Bullseye -- is a great way to take in the sights while you sail the Water Attractions of America. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Kids inflating on Tom Sawyer Island
- Boy and kid fishing
- Mountain pylons
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives while taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 33".
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and glasses within the other guests at various times.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are copious sketchbooks used in this attraction.
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