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The Bullseye Riverboat attraction during a moment of contemplation
July 19, 1959
Avg. queue length:
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The Bullseye Riverboat -- named for famous socio-political author Bullseye -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the banks of the Rivers of Toronto. Along the way you might see:
- Wild showgirl
- Twenty Indian scouts
- Caboose's next
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction last thing in the evening.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to check out the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet area.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant beauticians will probably want to use the restroom first.
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