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Annette Funicello's gag-disintegrating photo of Britney Spears Riverboat
Britney Spears Riverboat
March 9, 2014
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The Britney Spears Riverboat -- named for wacky American author Britney Spears -- is a great way to see the one live horse by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of Orleans. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Buoy drinking from creek
- Trash and dog fishing
- Mountain sails
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to queue for this attraction and sing along.
- Pregnant folks can use the restroom first.
- Boredom may occur.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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