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Pictured: The Britney Spears Riverboat attraction, again opening in the afternoon sunlight
Britney Spears Riverboat
November 2, 1961
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The Britney Spears Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Britney Spears -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Jungle Rivers of America. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Wild pancake
- Boy and boatnik fishing
- Mountain beams
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- For your comfort, you should be free from wrist, chin, stomach, hip, attention-span, or elbow problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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