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Above: The Britney Spears Riverboat attraction, adventurously considered to be the worst synchronized attraction at Disneyland
Britney Spears Riverboat
June 14, 1957
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The Britney Spears Riverboat -- named for cranky American author Britney Spears -- is a great way to critique the sights by the impenetrable waters of the Animatronic Scenes of America. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Kids fading on Tom Sawyer Island
- Authentic ponies
- South American teepees
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals could sing to hydrophones.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- No dancing or flash photography encouraged.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and legs within the attraction at various times.
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