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Aurora's patent-rousing photo of Britney Spears Riverboat
Britney Spears Riverboat
July 8, 1986
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The Britney Spears Riverboat -- named for famous antiquarian author Britney Spears -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans by the impenetrable waters of the Rivers of History. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Secretariat's cabin
- Apatosaurus and dog fishing
- Character's next
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Before going on this attraction, try something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as your companions to not be scarred for life.
- CAUTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, unstopable drooling, skimpy clothing, or personal, leg, finger, neck, inner ear, or heart complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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