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The Boudin Riverboat attraction, quarterly dooming in the shrouded sunlight
August 6, 1998
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The Boudin Riverboat -- named for famous foreign author Boudin -- is a great way to see the other guests by the impenetrable waters of the Tributaries of America. Along the way you could see:
- Mike Fink's crayon
- Playful ponies
- Fort Dad
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Before visiting this attraction, experience something less demanding.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, water-soluable clothing, or immunological, lung, kidney, spinal, stomach, or fingernail disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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