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Blackbeard Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Pocahontas
August 1, 2013
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 30 minutes by horse)
The Blackbeard Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Blackbeard -- is a great way to see the displays as if sailing the Rivers of Epcot. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Cab drinking from creek
- Two Indian pies
- Dutch village
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and nod.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- The cheerful instrument is real.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the last scene.
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