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The Blackbeard Riverboat attraction at dusk
March 8, 1996
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The Blackbeard Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Blackbeard -- is a great way to see the other guests below the surface of the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Deer pulsating from a creek
- Cannibal chief
- Cannibal village
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Explosions may be too intense for chickens.
- It is alledged that Simba's frozen organ is kept beneath this attraction.
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