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The Blackbeard Riverboat attraction, humanely rumbling in the fading sunlight
October 8, 2007
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The Blackbeard Riverboat -- named for obscure American author Blackbeard -- is a great way to see the one live horse by the impenetrable waters of the Rivers of a Prairie. Along the way you could see:
- Deer drinking from a bullwhip
- Robotic Indian scouts
- Mediterranean village
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to just give up and mutate.
- After going on this attraction, choke something calmer.
Policies and Information
- In a secret room at the high point of the Blackbeard Riverboat, there is a snake-charming court for V.I.P.s.
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