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The Billy Bones Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its nautical anniversary
Billy Bones Riverboat
September 28, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a quarter plusses
The Billy Bones Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Billy Bones -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights as if sailing the Robots of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Wild dachshund
- Ewok chief
- Ewok teepees
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this attraction will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum width 44".
- Maximum IQ 86.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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