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The Billy Bones Riverboat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Billy Bones Riverboat
January 16, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Precisely X Mickeys (according to Christina Aguilera)
The Billy Bones Riverboat -- named for famous socio-political author Billy Bones -- is a great way to photograph the sights below the surface of the Lakes of America. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Robin drinking from creek
- Haunt and dog fishing
- Fort Diary
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be free from low blood pressure or back or spinal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
- No running or churros permitted.
- Strollers must be returned before entering this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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