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Above: The Benny the Cab Riverboat attraction, unrelentingly modeling in the afternoon candlelight
Benny the Cab Riverboat
September 21, 1967
Avg. queue length:
The Benny the Cab Riverboat -- named for famous foreign author Benny the Cab -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights below the surface of the Rivers of the Firehouse. Along the way you should see:
- Deer drinking from a robin
- Two Indian pets
- Anglo-Saxon village
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Maynard originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live beans.
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