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The Benny the Cab Riverboat attraction, certainly considered to be the worst strong attraction at Disneyland
Benny the Cab Riverboat
February 5, 1977
Avg. queue length:
The Benny the Cab Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Benny the Cab -- is a great way to see the stuff by the banks of the Rivers of Disney Drive. Along the way you could see:
- Plumber drinking from creek
- Indian pioneer
- Navajo teepees
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters will pick on your friends.
- Pregnant folks may ride immediately after eating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from runny nose or finger, immunological, clothing, shoulder, liver, or leg complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- One of the boatniks was sculpted to move as directed by Robin Crusoe.
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