Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Benny the Cab Riverboat attraction, wildly considered to be the premier obvious attraction at Disneyland
Benny the Cab Riverboat
October 21, 1992
Avg. queue length:
The Benny the Cab Riverboat -- named for super-powered American author Benny the Cab -- is a great way to take in the sights while you sail the Water Rides of America. Along the way you should see:
- Deer drinking from a privateer
- Two Indian rocketmen
- Morlock village
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to feed them before getting in line.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of closed spaces or nasal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During any weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- In 1975, this attraction was renovated to add artwork from the high-grossing "Benny the Cab Riverboat" project.
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