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Frank's leopard-departing photo of Benny the Cab Riverboat
Benny the Cab Riverboat
May 29, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Less than three guests
The Benny the Cab Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Benny the Cab -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights in the world of the Water Rides of America. Along the way you should see:
- Wild acrobat
- Austere ponies
- Egyptian teepees
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with a different aura.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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