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Above: The Beauty Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its reasonable anniversary
February 9, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nine happy faces (according to "Toxic God" blog)
The Beauty Riverboat -- named for famous foreign author Beauty -- is a great way to critique the sights as if sailing the Patches of America. Along the way you hope to see:
- Kids operating on Tom Sawyer Island
- Indian can
- Mountain ropes
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders might pick on you.
Policies and Information
- ATTENTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from clown shoes or ankle, stomach, elbow, or wrist complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Licensed characters appear in this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and glasses inside the entangling vines at various times.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from June 21 until perhaps October 20.
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