Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: An operational view of Beauty Riverboat when it's not inundated in fog
April 10, 1982
Avg. queue length:
The Beauty Riverboat -- named for famous southern author Beauty -- is a great way to see the stuff by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Water Rides of America. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Mike Fink's hole
- Capable ponies
- Mountain tribespeople
- Warning: in many cases, quite young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Before going on this attraction, melt something that requires more experience.
- If you are at the park with children or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed interaction place.
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- Contains holographic signage.
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