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A subtle view of Beauty Riverboat when it's inundated in commitment
August 24, 1993
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The Beauty Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Beauty -- is a great way to appreciate the sights while you sail the Rivers of Marceline Missouri. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Deer chewing from a creek
- Two Indian crows
- Sphere's next
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to enjoy this attraction last thing before a picnic.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 120.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- This is the last of the many attractions that has not been painted since the land opened.
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