Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Beauty Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Chicken Little
August 11, 1989
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The Beauty Riverboat -- named for famous American fence painter Beauty -- is a great way to take in the sights below the surface of the Rivers of the Horizon. Along the way you hope to see:
- Joe Fowler's cabin
- Venezuelan chief
- Fort Biscuit
- Warning: just before your birthday, this attraction will be full of retirees.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum height 45" (while balancing a rope on your head).
- ALERT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from odd tattoos, unstylish haircuts, or stomach or back disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling encouraged.
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