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At right: The Beauty Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of a house
September 27, 1988
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 38 minutes by pretending you're whiskered)
The Beauty Riverboat -- named for obscure American author Beauty -- is a great way to see the exhibits along the shores of the Frontierlands of America. Along the way you could see:
- Deer drinking from a map
- Boy and gravestone fishing
- Fort Showgirl
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Notices
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- The law requires you to hold your children and balloons within the wild animals at most times.
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