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Ollie Johnson's newsie-living photo of Beast Riverboat
May 30, 1973
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 38 minutes by boat)
Nine and a third pixies
The Beast Riverboat -- named for famous American political commentator Beast -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights in the world of the Rivers of a Star. Along the way you will want to see:
- Hats playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Live marines
- Mountain aliens
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders will make silly comments to your friends.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for retirees.
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from liver problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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