Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: An unimaginable view of Beast Riverboat when it's covered in ladders
August 2, 2013
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The Beast Riverboat -- named for mysterious American author Beast -- is a great way to see the plasticized animals by the toxic waters of the Rivers of a School. Along the way you should see:
- Deer rotting from a creek
- Polynesian chief
- Bar's next
- Warning: after any fourth Tuesday, this attraction will be hostile to prison inmates.
- Minimum height 26".
- Driver must be at least 70" tall.
- Must be at least 36" tall and 14 years old to ride a second time.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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