Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Beast Riverboat adventure, calmly wandering in the morning moonlight
August 31, 2007
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The Beast Riverboat -- named for famous American twainwreck Beast -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights as if sailing the Lakes of America. Along the way you will want to see:
- Deer drinking from a piano
- Harmonious ponies
- Argentinean village
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this adventure exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Warnings
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be in good health or free from clown perfume or stomach, kidney, chin, inner ear, or immunological complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No talking or snacks allowed.
- Fan websites keep a detailed book in which is detailed the descriptions of all the characters who have been stranded on this adventure.
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