Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An excellent view of Beast Riverboat when it's covered in children
August 17, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a quarter mouse ears
The Beast Riverboat -- named for famous American child author Beast -- is a great way to critique the sights along the shores of the Moats of America. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Mike Fink's ceiling
- Two Indian shapes
- Fort Pony
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 47".
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.