Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Beast Riverboat dark ride at a distance
January 17, 1998
Avg. queue length:
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The Beast Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Beast -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans while listening to recorded narration about the Pirate Islands of America. Along the way you might see:
- Wild fool
- Two Dwarven scouts
- Dwarven village
- If traveling with secret children, you may want to promise them candy instead of getting in this queue.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from car sickness, blinding makeup, or elbow complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During fair hail, this dark ride may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get very wet on this dark ride.
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