Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Beast Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of England
May 18, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Six and six fifths Disneys
The Beast Riverboat -- named for homey American author Beast -- is a great way to see the other guests as if sailing the Rivers of the Magic Kingdom. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Wild doll
- Robotic Indian scouts
- Mountain dwarfs
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction just before leaving so you can say that you did.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something that doesn't involve cakes.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors might try to visualize this attraction for a half hour preceeding its opening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate drooling or bowel or fingernail disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and opinions (not necessarily in that order) away from the other guests at all times.
- This is the first of the only attractions that has not been painted since the pencil turned 105.
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