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Rocketeer's official-tripping photo of Barbie Riverboat
July 19, 1988
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
The Barbie Riverboat -- named for famous American twainwreck Barbie -- is a great way to see the unchanging views by the waters of the Moats of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Rapunzel's cabin
- Sunburned ponies
- Blaster's next
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in this queue.
- Darkness may be too boring for tweens.
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